this is a tough one
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F U C K ? ? H ? ? O N ?
F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y
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hola-my-mishamigos-and-timelords:
A man pulling out a packet of blood when arriving to Sherlocks body after the fall.
Today I was waiting in my truck outside of the Super Store while my dad was inside. I saw some guy drive and park directly in the crosswalk and he was on the wrong side of the street as well. He got out and started taking bags of dirt that were outside the store for sale and he was loading them in his car. After 5 bags he told some person who worked there, “just one more to go”. The worker left and he took another bag and a plant. He looked around suspiciously then drove away with 6 bags of dirt and a plant. This thief must need a lot of dirt for that one plant.
one-more-day-to-a-new-beginning:
i think walmart got new candles
r u sure
you can’t say
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”what
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
It helps if you read it in the accents….
SOBBING
GROSS HYSTERICAL SOBBING
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i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life
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this guy at my school put 20 dollars into the vending machine to buy cheetos and he got 380 nickels back a teacher had to take him to the office bc he was crying so hard
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get a hold of yourself tropicana lemonade
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